lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why does noone on this website talk about anteaters theyre so weird

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like wtf even is it

the things they get away with in Adventure Time…

bombinghills:

My girlfriend has been saying ‘voglio scoparti’ which is Italian for ‘i wanna fuck’ for the past hour in front of my parents and I don’t think she realizes that my parents are fluent in Italian and I’m too much of an ass to tell her that

twinkest:

American Horror Story: Asylum characters in a nutshell

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pizza:

that’s it. that’s the whole show.

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs


THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED

ronaldkn0x:

only REAL 90s KIDS REMEMBER

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c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

abomasnow:

hector-inhale:

abomasnow:

itswhatyouwant-need:

abomasnow:

reasons you should fuck me:

  • my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind

Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!

i’m a boy

Why would a guy post that ?

have you ever heard of homosexuals