stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
why does noone on this website talk about anteaters theyre so weird
like wtf even is it
My girlfriend has been saying ‘voglio scoparti’ which is Italian for ‘i wanna fuck’ for the past hour in front of my parents and I don’t think she realizes that my parents are fluent in Italian and I’m too much of an ass to tell her that
American Horror Story: Asylum characters in a nutshell
that’s it. that’s the whole show.
wanna buy some drugs
THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED
only REAL 90s KIDS REMEMBER
if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
reasons you should fuck me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
Why don’t girls ever actually talk like this, do you even know how much of a turn on that would be?! Do you?!
i’m a boy
Why would a guy post that ?
have you ever heard of homosexuals